Frogs and red hands

I always think im the happiest ever.. and every hour or so i prove myself wrong by entering a new level of happy. Haha. The other night I went out with my new friends Emma Oli and Varity.. we planned to just got for dinner at pattys pub and this casual 5pm start dinner turned into a 5 hour stay. We played cards drank some white russians, black russians... and others.. and just had some awesome times. I got a double stacked cheese burger and couldnt eat it all. We stayed till happy hour and then headed on to our new destination.. I hadnt showered in 2 days and hadnt taken my hair out of the same bun since. Im pretty. Next we went to a Lounge bar thing called The Frogs.. inside is insperation for the house i will one day own.. There are justy a bunch of bean bags and funky couches to chill on and a ragge band was playing super loud.. we drank Pisco sours because they were happy hour.. and then the girl in the band started singing while before it was just the guy.. we had to get up and leave because she was so terrible.. i probably wouldd have been more pleasant to listen to.. thats saying alot. Next we made our way to the reggae bar..but first i had to stop and buy a bunch of lolipops.. reggae bar was awesome so many dreds and funny people. a band playing some bob marley and we sat on the ground around a table and chatted to some randoms and jammed out to the beatssss.. Then this guy came down to me and handed me a piece of paper "I think this belongs to you" he said and I said Thanks in my awkard weirdo voice.. then i openned it up and it read "Your Glasses are misterious" hhahahahhaha so good. Then he came back and striked up a chat and i made Oli trade places with me because i really didnt want to deal. Meanwhile Varity pertended she was from Canada and chatted with him. We got board there and then left to some random shitty dance bar with no one in it .. then left and walked down a streeet... 3 little boys started following us...using their typical lines and acts that their parents teach themm they give you hugs trying to be all cute and then ask you where you are from .. after answring that question a million times you just start lying about everything.. we were from africa.. they wouldnt leave us alone for so long.. so we decided to dip into this weird little locals bar.. on the way in Varity was in front of me and i saw the little boys hands go into here purse.. so i shoved him into the walll and we walked into the bar. This bar was acctually epic.. there was a man asleep on a chair right infront of the big wooden door.. so we stepped over and and made our way to the back of the room . it was quite small.. a bunch of orange pleather couches and the most rediculous peruvian soap opera on about some lady getting raped with her ginger wig and then she killed the man. i couldnt hear it nor would i have been able to understand but the acting was so bad it was really funny. It was happy hour 2 for one.. so Oli and I ordered these delightful gin lemon sugar drinks and emma and varity ordered nasty pisco cocoa.. there was really no one else ordering anything but our drinks took about 45 minutes.. looking up at the bar an old man was just gingerly pooring our glasses and slowing moving around.. then finnally this old old lady waddled out and SLOWLY put out drinks one by one on the table gently extending her arm ahahha. CUzco time goes in slow motion. There is one Mcdons here and they dont understand the whole idea of fast foood so they just kinda stand around.. its also really expensive.. its about the same as at home but compared to everything else here is rediculous.....anyway, we left that bar and had to step over the sleeping man again after the orange couch bar we headed to some packed dancing bar and danced hard till about 5am.. then headed back..we took a cab and the song I FEEL GOOD james brown came on for our last few minutes and we blasted it beautifully. THen we got back to our flat (we all live on the same floor) We turned on some music slightly stoopid and such cause i wanted to show them who they were.. we hung out and then decided we wanted some food.. so emma goes and googles Oli´s bread resipe and varity starts making bread dough.. at 530am... she made themn into doughnut shapes and we fried them in a sause pan with burnt butter and oil and then poored sugar all over them... i kept mentioning that they tasted like fish and emma kept saying that it looked exactly like chickenn turns out no one washed the pan after cooking tuna the day before... mmmmm. Went to bed at 6 .. right as i layed my head on my uncomfortable pillow the sky started getting light and the roosters started singing..
beauty night.
The next morning i bought the best sweater you have ever seen.. and you havent even seen it yet. Ate some eggs on toast and cleaned out nastey rooom. That was last night then we all went to the second floor to eat dinner that Jada and Anna cooked for us .. african foood so amazing.... then my roomies and i chilled on our dirty floor.. so funny emma keeps breaking glass bottles and they just sat there for a few days.. we have the ugliest art out of everyone and our couches suck the most and our table only fits 4 and one of the chairs is broken because we didnt see Oli all day so i legit thought he was dead in his room so Emma stood on the chair to look over his door and it cracked right though....he wasnt dead.
Today I went to the Juvey in the moring and painted a really really bad painting on the wall with the boys.... super fun tho. A boy named Elvis put a red paint hand print on my jeans.. the ones that i accidently poored green paint all over in halifax under the train tracks.. they look pretty bad ass.... when english people say bad ass its so funny. I have started talking like an english person alot of the time.. i get made fun of me for random canadian things that i didnt even know were weird... they think its funny that i call lolipops suckers.. that i call touques touques... and the other night i had to explain what bulk food was... Its pooring rain right now and im listenning to I LOVE ROCK&ROLL in this computer room as the thunder pounds its prettty awesome. We booked our trip to Maccupìchu for tomorrow ..me sarah varity and emma.. we leave at 130pm get a car to some spot then get on this beauty train and then stay in a hotle and then wake up at 445 the next moring and bus up the mountain to catch the sunrise.. then we spend all day there and walk down stopping to hang out in the hotsprings! I am soooo excited!!!!

catcha L9